The company inventing the future before it happens
If you wished this company never existed you would regret it pretty quickly because your life would then probably suck. From what I’ve been told they’ve been around a while. Not sure though what this company does though, because I’m a marketing intern at a a different company hired to make this website. Someone said they are developing a camouflage baby wipe for the military. I don’t see how that needs development. Maybe I heard it wrong. Whatever. This will probably just be place holder text anyway and my internship ends on Thursday. I hated every minute of it. Advertising sucks. I’m changing my major. Fuck those guys.
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Complex problems simple solutions
During the glorious space race of the past, NASA found out that the classic American ball point pen didn’t work in space. Hydraulics or something like that. So they spent several million dollars and several years inventing a pen that works in zero gravity. Our Soviet competitors just used a pencil. Simple solutions to complex problems. We just use a pencil! We aren’t commies though.
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It takes 8 minutes for light from the sun to reach the earth
That means that if the Sun exploded we wouldn’t know it for more than 8 minutes. Wouldn’t matter though, because we would all die instantly.
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What Our Customers Say
“These guys do their research! Also, I’m not a communist, I chose the red background because it is masculine and matches my shirt, which isn’t made from a table cloth. I do enjoy picnics though.”
John D.
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Simple Steps to Success
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Get off your butt(lazy trauma ingrained habits)!
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Sign up for our Courses(Learn How to Think For Free! Is always free)!!
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Kick back with a deep, relaxed, and aware focus(that's lesson 1) as I take you through the steps of learning how to think. It's somehow both magic and logic. Just kidding it's only logic
Turning Dreams into Reality Begins Here
Not the troubling and scary ones that plague our sleep, the ones you make up while bored and are about doing much better than other people you know.
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